| Chapter 1: Various Words of Wisdom |
Topics from this chapter include:
- Some of My Favorite Proverbs
- More Wit From the Famous
- Mark Twain Quotes
- This is an Old Saying--That I Just Made Up!
- I Don't Know Who Said these, But I Love 'em Anyway!
- Ancient Sumerian Proverbs
- The Ten Greatest Unanswered Questions of Our Time
- Now Here's Some More Questions I Would Like Answers For
- The Ten Commandments of Electronic Publishing
- Bumper Snickers
- The Top Ten T-Shirt Slogans of the Summer
- Southern Quotes
- Niven's Laws
- Classy Insults
- Paraprosdokians
- A Serious and a Funny Quote for the Day
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| Chapter 2: Some of My Favorite Stories |
Topics from this chapter include:
- Modernized Fairy Tales
- The Ant and the Grasshopper Revisited
- Fixing a Flat
- What if There Had Been Consultants Two Thousand Years Ago?
- One Story, Four Perspectives
- Ain't It the Truth
- A Modern Prayer
- A Serbian Fable
- A Neighborly Lesson
- Your Tax Dollars at Work
- The Original Warning About a Trojan Horse
- The Y0k and Y1K Crises
- Two Heroes
- The Tears of a Clown
- Two Gems from Mark Twain
- How To Do Nothing
- Teaching a Horse to Talk
- The Wild and Free Pigs of the Okefenokee Swamp
- The Ambulance Down in the Valley
- The Eagle and the Chickens
- Ten Men In A Bar
- How to End a Blood Feud Without Hurting Anybody
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| Chapter 5: They Really Said It |
Topics from this chapter include:
- A Collection of Dumb Quotes
- Why Athletes and Coaches Can't Have Regular Jobs
- Some Predictions That Were Really Off
- Dumb Questions & Answers in the Courtroom
- Dubious Product Warning Labels
- Dilbertesque Quotes
- Something Was Lost In The Translation
- Funny Classified Ads
- The Irish Bull
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