THE HOLY BOOK OF UNIVERSAL TRUTHS,
K. U. P.
(Kimball's Unauthorized Perversion)
When it felt the warmth, the bird began to revive. Soon it started moving, and after a while it even started chirping. About this time, the Serb walked past a pile of fresh manure, which was warm enough to be giving off steam on that day. He took the bird from his coat, placed it on top of the manure, and went on his way.
The bird's behavior didn't change when this happened. In fact it kept on chirping, until a cat came by and ate it.
1. The one who puts you in it isn't always your enemy.
2. The one who takes you out of it isn't always your friend.
3. If you happen to be in it, keep your mouth shut!
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