THE HOLY BOOK OF UNIVERSAL TRUTHS,
K. U. P.
(Kimball's Unauthorized Perversion)
The Ten Greatest Unanswered Questions of Our Time
- What's another name for Thesaurus?
- Why is abbreviation such a long word?
- How do they get deer to cross at the yellow sign?
- How do you know when bagpipes are in tune?
- If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
- What do they use to ship styrofoam?
- Why do they say a "TV set" when you only get one?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- When a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?
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