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The Xenophile Historian





THE HOLY BOOK OF UNIVERSAL TRUTHS,
K. U. P.


(Kimball's Unauthorized Perversion)





The Ten Greatest Unanswered Questions of Our Time


  1. What's another name for Thesaurus?
  2. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
  3. How do they get deer to cross at the yellow sign?
  4. How do you know when bagpipes are in tune?
  5. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
  6. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
  7. What do they use to ship styrofoam?
  8. Why do they say a "TV set" when you only get one?
  9. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  10. When a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?

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