THE HOLY BOOK OF UNIVERSAL TRUTHS,
K. U. P.
(Kimball's Unauthorized Perversion)
Keeping a nervous eye on the inmate, the driver took out the spare tire, and the tools he needed. He removed the lug nuts and placed them in the hubcap. Then he took off the flat tire and fitted on the spare. All this time he wondered, "Now why is that guy up at this hour, and why is he staring at me?"
Then disaster struck. As the driver went back to get the lug nuts, his foot stepped on the side of the hubcap, sending the nuts fluying into the grass. After considerable groping around in the darkness, he only managed to find one. It was then that the inmate finally spoke.
"Take one nut from each of the other tires. Four nuts on each wheel. That will be enough to get you to a service station."
"Good idea," said the driver. "Hey, that's a great idea! If you can think like that, what are you doing in there?"
"Hey pal, I'm in here for being crazy," answered the inmate. "Not stupid."
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