I have seen variations of this list over the years, with titles like "Naughty Things I have Done In My Life" by Pat Boone, and "My Life on Land" by Captain Jacques-Yves Cousteau. Here is the latest list:
The World's Shortest Books
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
OUR WHITE BOYFRIENDS
By The Kardashian sisters
THINGS WE LOVE ABOUT OUR COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
OUR CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW WE HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen Degeneres & Rosie O'Donnell
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
OUR PLANS TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreword by Tiger Woods with John Edwards
HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
By the Minnesota Vikings
MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY
By Nancy Pelosi
And the shortest book of them all . . .
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
