Bubba whipped out his cell phone and called 911. He gasped to the operator, "I think Billy Bob is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice said, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot.
Bubba's voice came back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
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