The Xenophile Historian

Redneck First Aid

Billy Bob and Bubba were out in the woods hunting when Billy Bob suddenly grabbed his chest and fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing and his eyes were rolled back in his head.

Bubba whipped out his cell phone and called 911. He gasped to the operator, "I think Billy Bob is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice said, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a gunshot.

Bubba's voice came back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

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