|Criterion||Excellent (A)||Above Average (B)||Average (C)||Below Average (D)||Poor (F)|
|Quality of Work||Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound||Needs a running start to leap over tall buildings||Can only leap over a short building, or a medium building with no spikes||Crashes into buildings when attempting to jump over them||Cannot recognize buildings, let alone jump over them|
|Timeliness||Faster than a speeding bullet||Is as fast as a speeding bullet||Not quite as fast as a speeding bullet||Would you believe a slow bullet?||Wounds self with bullets when attempting to use a gun|
|Effort & Initiative||More powerful than a locomotive||Is stronger than a bull elephant||Is stronger than a bull||Shoots the bull||Smells like a bull|
|Adaptability||Walks on water consistently||Walks on water in emergencies||Washes with water||Drinks Water||Passes water in emergencies|
|Communication Skills||Talks with God||Talks with the angels||Talks to self||Argues with self||Loses the arguments|
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