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| Criterion | Excellent (A) | Above Average (B) | Average (C) | Below Average (D) | Poor (F) |
| Quality of Work | Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound | Needs a running start to leap over tall buildings | Can only leap over a short building, or a medium building with no spikes | Crashes into buildings when attempting to jump over them | Cannot recognize buildings, let alone jump over them |
| Timeliness | Faster than a speeding bullet | Is as fast as a speeding bullet | Not quite as fast as a speeding bullet | Would you believe a slow bullet? | Wounds self with bullets when attempting to use a gun |
| Effort & Initiative | More powerful than a locomotive | Is stronger than a bull elephant | Is stronger than a bull | Shoots the bull | Smells like a bull |
| Adaptability | Walks on water consistently | Walks on water in emergencies | Washes with water | Drinks Water | Passes water in emergencies |
| Communication Skills | Talks with God | Talks with the angels | Talks to self | Argues with self | Loses the arguments |
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