What happens when you play a country song backwards?
You get your girl back, you get your dog back, you get your truck back, and you sober up!
Anyway, these are the best titles to country songs I have heard of:
Do You Love As Good As You Look?
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Ass
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You.
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill.
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
And here are two that didn't make the list, so they get honorable mentions:
It's hard to get you off my mind when you're always on my face.
While I was out gettin' hammered she was home gettin' nailed.