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The Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password



10. There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces on the keyboard.

9. In chat rooms others greet you as IronMouser1.

8. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.2.

7. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

6. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."

5. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.

4. On Facebook, you find you have "liked" strange pages like "Recreational Catnip."

3. Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/ .

2. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

And The Number One Sign That Your Cat Knows Your Internet Password:

1. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

Cat eats the wrong mouse.

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