Twelve Things You Will Never Hear A Southerner Say . . .
- Duct tape wonít fix that.
- Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
- We donít keep firearms in this house.
- I thought Graceland was tacky.
- Weíre vegetarians.
- Iíll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
- Who cares who won the Civil War?
- I just couldnít find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
- Trim the fat off that steak.
- Unsweetened tea tastes better.
- Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
- I donít have a favorite college team.
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