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Twelve Things You Will Never Hear A Southerner Say . . .


  1. Duct tape wonít fix that.
  2. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
  3. We donít keep firearms in this house.
  4. I thought Graceland was tacky.
  5. Weíre vegetarians.
  6. Iíll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
  7. Who cares who won the Civil War?
  8. I just couldnít find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
  9. Trim the fat off that steak.
  10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
  11. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
  12. I donít have a favorite college team.

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